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Wisecrack Drinks, the TL:DR....

#wise_af
TL:DR
Things were going great
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Till they weren't
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But we cracked it
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And now we're #wise_af
No nasty surprises - 100% beer goggle proof
Good for your gut
Safe for drinking and dialling
Total snack cupboard raid reduction
Beats symptoms of overwhelm
Real performance-enhancing fun
Dance moves you can fully OWN
Perfect for drinking and driving
3am WhatsApp messages you can be proud of
No nasty surprises - 100% beer goggle proof
Good for your gut
Safe for drinking and dialling
Total snack cupboard raid reduction
Beats symptoms of overwhelm
Real performance-enhancing fun
Dance moves you can fully OWN
Perfect for drinking and driving
3am WhatsApp messages you can be proud of

About Wisecrack Drinks

We decided to change our relationship with alcohol. We haven't broken up. We've just reached a point where not being hungover feels better than being drunk. And knocking back ethanol for decades might not be as normal as we thought. We just didn't know we had a choice.


Or choices - because there's so many great non alcoholic drinks out there. Whether you’re teetotal, sober curious or just taking a break from alcohol, you can now enjoy adult bevvies that give you the ritual you crave, minus the alcohol interference.


Wisecrack Drinks delivers awesome alcohol alternatives to your door in just a few clicks. Think complex spirits, fine beaded bubbles, and beer that tastes like beer. So you can kiss FOMO goodbye and put something smarter in your glass.


Getting plastered has its place. But it’s not on the daily anymore. That space is for getting sh*t done, saluting the sun, school runs, and having longer lasting fun.


Judgement and headache free drinking is here. Get on it.


  • Flavour

    It's gotta taste good. That means satisfaction, ritual, relief. Prepare to open your mind to tastes that don't mean compromise in 8 hours time.

  • Fun

    We intend to have fun that's not fleeting. Because life's too short and long not to be valuing the sh*t out of each moment.

  • Faith

    If we didn't believe in what we do, it would just be a bunch of hard work. Trust us to seek out the best for better living.

Meet the Team

Tom Streitberg
Tom went from corporate change-maker to yoga calmer. From long lunches to long runs. From not home to stay-home-dad. But he still wanted a life. Go out? Absolutely. Eat well? Of course. Kick it all night? Damn straight. Tom wanted to do it all. But finding the perfect pour for nights out was a challenge. Until he decided to solve it in a big way and start importing booze-free bevvies for the like-minded. Go large or go home style. And Tom’s not going home any time soon. In fact, he’ll stay up all night if he wants to, sipping the best alcohol alternatives in Singapore.
Skye Wellington
Skye wasn't much of a drinker. Then she had kids. And it reminded her of the time she got to hang out in a theatre for work experience. Yay! But also had to sit through a performance of Waiting for Godot. Every. Single. Night. Years later, it's taken a lot of nights and a lot of vino to make peace with the magic and mundane. But she’s finally figured out you can enjoy the small things and still run free with the buffalo: you just need to change your....mind. This is WIP. Meanwhile, she's a fan of the 'drink differently' approach. And sometimes even does it. A good playlist helps.
Olivier van Hardenbroek
Olivier is Dutch, so he's basically been drinking since his teens. Back then he had hair. And a generous mid section. These days, he may have lost his hair, but he's also lost the love handles. He didn't do it by giving up beer though. No, he found a smarter way. He decided to swap alcohol for alcohol free. And just like that he turned into a supermodel. Not to mention, he has way more quality time to spend with his family, because he's so focused when working that he just blitzes it. Like Bradley Cooper in Limitless, without the drugs. And without Bradley Cooper.

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